Post by Wren on Jul 27, 2012 20:16:13 GMT -5
Looking confused at her surroundings, Wren SilverPhoenix is standing in an office with a ton of WWE posters and pictures on the wall and a desk with a picture of Vince MacMahon on it. Even more distressing than her surroundings however is her current attire. For some odd reason Wren is wearing a white and green litte cheerleader outfit while her hair is braided into 2 poofy pigtails. As Wren wanders around the room in confusion trying to figure out what is going on a familiar voice booms behind her.
Wren SilverPhoenix. Glad you could make it. It's about time you quit playing with those rookies in the GWE and stepped into the big time.
Whirling around, Wren's jaw drops in shock as she sees Vince MacMahon. Smiling at Wren, Vince continues.
Yes, I can see you're surprised but in all honesty I could think of no one better to become the newest member of the Spirit Squad. We have it all planned out. We're going to change your name first of all. SilverPhoenix has got to go. So does Wren. No good. Instead we're going to call you Betsy or maybe Mary Bell. Your choice.
Wren's looks at Vince unable to believe what's happening.
(in a disbelieving mumble) Betsy?
Good. Betsy it is. That's the one I liked anyhow. Now with the name problem solved let me tell you just you'll be doing. No more of that wrestling garbage you like to do. This company doesn't believe in entertaining its fans that way any longer. Wrestling is out. Sports Entertainment is in. Instead, what we're going to have you doing is walking around ringside with a pair of pom poms in that cheerleader getup, doing goofy cheers and bending over alot.
Knees buckling, Wren is ashen after listening to this and has to steady herself against the wall.
I can see how excited you are Wren...oops, I mean Betsy. (chuckles) You're probably wondering just how we're going to introduce you to the fans and let me say we've thought about that and made a decision. We're just going to send you out there with the Spirit Squad and pretend you've been there all along! And before you say anything, I know, it's brilliant. Always remember. This is sports entertainment. Things don't have to make sense. How do feel about this so far? Hmmm...you have the same expression on your face Justin Credible did when I told him about being Aldo Montoya. Nevermind that though. What do you think?
Wrens eyes are glassy from shock and her mouth is moving as she tries to speak but nothing is coming out. Hell must have frozen over.
Yes, in your position I'd be speechless too. Now to the part I know you've been waiting for. Come on in guys!
As Vince steps out of the way, the Spirit Squad runs in all smiles and goofy grins and begins to jump around and do flips as they start to cheer.
You're one of us
Now we love you too
Show us your spirit
And we'll show you ours too!
As they finish the cheer, the Spirit Squad starts to disrobe as Vince looks on approvingly.
This is the best idea I've had since the Mean Street Posse.
Suddenly sitting up on the cot in the jail cell, drenched in sweat, Wren lets out a horrified scream. As the disturbing nightmare begins to fade, Wren gets up shaken to the core and walks unsteadily around the tiny cell, still shaking from the memory of the horrible dream.
Oh wow. That's the last time I watch an episode of RAW, I don't care if it is the 1000th episode.
Wren SilverPhoenix. Glad you could make it. It's about time you quit playing with those rookies in the GWE and stepped into the big time.
Whirling around, Wren's jaw drops in shock as she sees Vince MacMahon. Smiling at Wren, Vince continues.
Yes, I can see you're surprised but in all honesty I could think of no one better to become the newest member of the Spirit Squad. We have it all planned out. We're going to change your name first of all. SilverPhoenix has got to go. So does Wren. No good. Instead we're going to call you Betsy or maybe Mary Bell. Your choice.
Wren's looks at Vince unable to believe what's happening.
(in a disbelieving mumble) Betsy?
Good. Betsy it is. That's the one I liked anyhow. Now with the name problem solved let me tell you just you'll be doing. No more of that wrestling garbage you like to do. This company doesn't believe in entertaining its fans that way any longer. Wrestling is out. Sports Entertainment is in. Instead, what we're going to have you doing is walking around ringside with a pair of pom poms in that cheerleader getup, doing goofy cheers and bending over alot.
Knees buckling, Wren is ashen after listening to this and has to steady herself against the wall.
I can see how excited you are Wren...oops, I mean Betsy. (chuckles) You're probably wondering just how we're going to introduce you to the fans and let me say we've thought about that and made a decision. We're just going to send you out there with the Spirit Squad and pretend you've been there all along! And before you say anything, I know, it's brilliant. Always remember. This is sports entertainment. Things don't have to make sense. How do feel about this so far? Hmmm...you have the same expression on your face Justin Credible did when I told him about being Aldo Montoya. Nevermind that though. What do you think?
Wrens eyes are glassy from shock and her mouth is moving as she tries to speak but nothing is coming out. Hell must have frozen over.
Yes, in your position I'd be speechless too. Now to the part I know you've been waiting for. Come on in guys!
As Vince steps out of the way, the Spirit Squad runs in all smiles and goofy grins and begins to jump around and do flips as they start to cheer.
You're one of us
Now we love you too
Show us your spirit
And we'll show you ours too!
As they finish the cheer, the Spirit Squad starts to disrobe as Vince looks on approvingly.
This is the best idea I've had since the Mean Street Posse.
Suddenly sitting up on the cot in the jail cell, drenched in sweat, Wren lets out a horrified scream. As the disturbing nightmare begins to fade, Wren gets up shaken to the core and walks unsteadily around the tiny cell, still shaking from the memory of the horrible dream.
Oh wow. That's the last time I watch an episode of RAW, I don't care if it is the 1000th episode.