Post by Jakob Hystaria on Jul 14, 2012 1:01:21 GMT -5
Jakob is squatting on the top of a 76 story building known as Seattle’s Columbia Center. He is looking down at the street below. He is seemingly ignoring the cameraman that is sitting next to him. The camera man looks at Jakob then down to the street that is 937 feet below the two.
Jakob Hystaria
You know its funny, you come to a point in life were you have all these thoughts racing in your mind. Coming to the GWE was the first action in my personal life that brought me to the point I am now. All of the money in the world is just dropped into your lap, but alas, nothing is free. You see, in order to get all of that money, I had to lose the only family member I have ever really known. My father wasn’t the hero, he wasn’t the greatest guy in the world, but he was a real man. He taught me how to survive in this world, and while I was overseas ether in the military, or wrestling in asia, he gambled, to which he made a lot of money and minor fame in Vegas.
Jakob leans back on his arms and looks up at the sky.
Jakob Hystaria
I wanted something new, a fresh start, thus signing with the GWE, something new, in more than one way. The head office personnel are friendly enough, they accommodating enough, and even gave me the freedom to do what ever I like creatively. Yet, with all of that going for me, I have still let myself down. Two shows and two losses to my name. I know, a superstar of my caliber, you would expect a lot different. Yet here I am, in Seattle Washington, on top of the highest building in the city, looking down at the streets below, in deep thought. Life really does send you in directions that you would never expect.
Jakob leans back forward and looks back at the street below.
Jakob Hystaria
I mean look at all those people down there. Do you think that they know what the rest of the world is doing? Do you think they actually care what happens if it doesn’t involve them directly? Lets talk hypothetical, what if I were to jump off of this ledge, and plummet to the street below. If I hit no one, and just landed on the ground, sure some people may become traumatized at the fact a body just exploded on impact in front of them, but would they actually care enough to have it effect their lives?
Jakob stands up on the ledge and raises his head to the sky. A helicopter moves in and a spot light hits Jakob as he raises his arms out to him.
Jakob Hystaria
Notability is all you have in this world, the mark you leave after you die, is all that matters, because we are nothing but flash of light to this world, to the universe, and I have failed everything that I wanted.
Jakob looks at the camera.
Jakob Hystaria
But at least I’m not a heroine addict like some people.
The door to the roof flies open and people start to pour out of it. Hundreds of people end up on the roof top. A DJ drags equipment out and starts to set up.
Jakob Hystaria
And that is one of the many reasons why I am who I am
Jakob turns around and hops off the ledge and starts to talk to a few of the people, making his way towards the DJ set up and stands on the table.
Jakob Hystaria
That is were Bel fails in life. The guy is a junkie, and like himself, I too question why the GWE even signed him, more less than put up with his junkie ways! I, for one, am relieved he is yet to be put into any running for a title, he would melt it down for his next hit. This week is the GWE’s first PPV, King of the Ring, and as much as I hate to admit it, as much as my millions of fans protest it, I am not in the main event running for the Heavyweight title, but I am fine with that. This match with dopy is a pre qualifying match for the soon to be released minor title. One I have my eye on. This is a great position for me, you see at this point the GWE needs excitement, they need a hero, and that hero will be me. You see, I acknowledge my flaws, I know the hardships in the world, I am no kid, nor a rookie in this business. If you were anyone else, I would be excited about this match. A veteran in the business, I get a hard on for those kind of matches, and love to use people like you as a stepping stone to greatness. Hell I have built my carrier on matches like that. Wins mean nothing in the business, it is the wins for the matches that matter that makes someone great. Sure, I have 2 loses on my record in the GWE, but who gives a fuck? Those matches were boring. I for one am a little insulted that we don’t have a stipulation on ours, I would have loved to see how your old, beaten up, junkie body, could hold up to a master of destruction like myself, in a hardcore match.
Jakob picks up a microphone to talk to the crowd.
Jakob Hystaria
Do you guys want to see a washed up junkie advance to a possible title match?
The crowd pauses from dancing and “boo’s” at the idea.
Jakob Hystaria
Does everyone want to see the most entertaining wrestler to hit any federation shake things up and rock the hows like an earthquake?
The crowd cheers.
Jakob Hystaria
This guy Bel Biggz, on the way over here, I was shown his promo he did recently, all he did was lay around and feel sorry for himself. I don’t even think he said a word one. I mean honestly, are you so fucked up that you can’t even call me an ass clown, say I have an inflated ego? I mean at least Xavier, as boring as he is, had something to say. But he had nothing, not even a fart. Hell, I can party my ass off, drink my self stupid, or worse than I already am, I can smoke a pound of weed, snort a key of coke, and still have something to say, even if it is “your face”.
The crowd laughs at the “your face” comment.
Jakob Hystaria
What am I paying you for DJ? Get this party jumping!
The DJ starts the music back up and the crowd returns to dancing. Jakob jumps off the table and talks back towards the ledge with the cameraman.
Jakob Hystaria
You see Bel, you are just pathetic, you have yet to impress anyone in the ring, and a lot of people backstage are questioning why you even returned. Sure you could be a manager, maybe even work backstage with the company, but as a wrestler, it’s just sad man. I may be a little older than some, but I have yet to stop fighting, not to mention, I understand what needs to be done to make a name. Your name is that of a fossil, and not even one that people are looking for. Do us all a favor and retire now before you are hurt to the point you can’t recover. Just because we don’t have kind of stipulation for our match, doesn’t mean you won’t have the fight of your life on your hands. Now that I have laid the illusion that I am a loser, it is time to show how dangerous I really am. My recommendation to you Bel, is to drop the bad habits going into King of the Ring, because you are going to need every advantage you can pal.
Jakob winks at the camera and walks into the crowd and joins the party.
Fade