Post by Dark Shadow on Aug 18, 2012 6:22:22 GMT -5
It’s early in the morning and Shadow has crawled off his mattress and over to his wooden box by the front window. He has a dictionary in his lap and has opened it up to the L’s where he has found the meaning for leon. He reads for a moment and then starts laughing, laughing so hard that tears come to his eyes and he almost falls off the box.
”I just can’t believe it! It must be true because it’s right here in this dictionary but still, I’m having trouble believing it. It says that leon is a Greek word for lion! Can you imagine that? Our champion has a name that means lion and he acts more like a pus_y! It makes me wonder how he ever won the title, did he pay someone off under the table or what?
H e throws the book across the room and picks up a piece of paper that was wrote by some guy in the GWE and it says that Leon, the lion, Roberts has a record of 4 wins and 0 loses and it goes on to say that Dark Shadow has 2 wins and 0 loses. He crumples up the paper and throws it over by the book.
He stands up from his box and walks down stairs into the kitchen where he finds an old refrigerator that hasn’t worked in years empty, now that shouldn’t have been any real surprise since it was empty for no one knows how long before the big guy ever moved in. But he’s hungry and he wanted some fried eggs and when he found nothing it just made him mad. Out the back door he goes at a very fast pace in search of some eggs he can cook for his breakfast. He walks a few blocks over to a street where he has seen a house with a chicken coupe out back. He walks up to the gate where the chickens are caged up and looks inside but doesn’t see any chickens! His heart starts to race at the thought of disappointment so he slowly opens the gate and slips inside the fences area. He walks over to the door of the house that has been built for the chickens to live in and when he looks inside he see’s plenty of chickens all sitting in wooden boxes. He walks in and starts looking under each box where a chicken sits, but he doesn’t find any eggs. Now, Shadow has never been on a farm before so he doesn’t really know what to do next. He reaches down and grabs a chicken around the neck and picks it up and looks under where the chicken was sitting, but still he finds no eggs. He drops the chicken he is holding and spots a big, tall rooster sitting on a box off away from the other chickens. He walks over to the rooster and tries to get it to move so he can see if there are any eggs under him, but the rooster won’t move. He grabs the rooster by the neck and picks him up and the rooster goes nuts at what is happening and starts pecking and clawing at Shadow. Shadow looks but doesn’t find any eggs where the rooster was sitting and he raises the rooster up high so he can look and see if there is any eggs ready to fall out of the rooster butt! Again he finds nothing so he reaches up and puts his finger up the roosters butt in hopes that maybe there was any egg that was stuck and couldn’t fall out but again he finds nothing. The rooster is going crazy scratching and pecking because he’s never had anybody stick their finger up his butt before. Not knowing what else to do Shadow throws the rooster down on the ground and walks out of the chicken house very disappointed.
”If I find out that you Roberts had anything, anything at all to do with this dam rooster not giving me any eggs I’ll kick your butt!”
Determined to have eggs for his breakfast and knowing that eggs come from chickens Shadow turns around and goes back into the chicken house. He grabs the rooster for the second time and the rooster is still a little up-set from the first go around so the rooster starts clawing at Shadows arms and face leaving deep cuts all over him. Blood starts pouring out of some of the cuts and the sight of this justs sets Shadow off! He grabs the roosters head and pulls it off and throws it over in the corner. Now blood is pouring out of the roosters neck where his head used to be and Shadow raises the bird up and starts drinking the blood as fast as it’s coming out. Blood is all over his face and shirt but he’s enjoying the taste of the blood so he grabs another chicken and rips its head off and starts drinking its blood! He does this to five or six more chickens before he’s had enough and again walks out of the chicken house.
”I know you put some find of devil worshipping curse on these on these here chickens so they wouldn’t give me any eggs and when I get you in the ring you sorry dog, I’m going to make you pay for what you did!”
Leaving the dead chickens behind he walks out the gate and heads back home all covered with blood. No one see’s him and he reaches the back yard of the old ladies house and stops and looks right at the house. His mind is racing as he wonders if he should go inside and have another go at the old woman or if he should call the chicken blood good enough for this morning. He stands there for along time trying to figure out what to do next and we leave him as he starts walking towards the back door of the old ladies house.
”I just can’t believe it! It must be true because it’s right here in this dictionary but still, I’m having trouble believing it. It says that leon is a Greek word for lion! Can you imagine that? Our champion has a name that means lion and he acts more like a pus_y! It makes me wonder how he ever won the title, did he pay someone off under the table or what?
H e throws the book across the room and picks up a piece of paper that was wrote by some guy in the GWE and it says that Leon, the lion, Roberts has a record of 4 wins and 0 loses and it goes on to say that Dark Shadow has 2 wins and 0 loses. He crumples up the paper and throws it over by the book.
He stands up from his box and walks down stairs into the kitchen where he finds an old refrigerator that hasn’t worked in years empty, now that shouldn’t have been any real surprise since it was empty for no one knows how long before the big guy ever moved in. But he’s hungry and he wanted some fried eggs and when he found nothing it just made him mad. Out the back door he goes at a very fast pace in search of some eggs he can cook for his breakfast. He walks a few blocks over to a street where he has seen a house with a chicken coupe out back. He walks up to the gate where the chickens are caged up and looks inside but doesn’t see any chickens! His heart starts to race at the thought of disappointment so he slowly opens the gate and slips inside the fences area. He walks over to the door of the house that has been built for the chickens to live in and when he looks inside he see’s plenty of chickens all sitting in wooden boxes. He walks in and starts looking under each box where a chicken sits, but he doesn’t find any eggs. Now, Shadow has never been on a farm before so he doesn’t really know what to do next. He reaches down and grabs a chicken around the neck and picks it up and looks under where the chicken was sitting, but still he finds no eggs. He drops the chicken he is holding and spots a big, tall rooster sitting on a box off away from the other chickens. He walks over to the rooster and tries to get it to move so he can see if there are any eggs under him, but the rooster won’t move. He grabs the rooster by the neck and picks him up and the rooster goes nuts at what is happening and starts pecking and clawing at Shadow. Shadow looks but doesn’t find any eggs where the rooster was sitting and he raises the rooster up high so he can look and see if there is any eggs ready to fall out of the rooster butt! Again he finds nothing so he reaches up and puts his finger up the roosters butt in hopes that maybe there was any egg that was stuck and couldn’t fall out but again he finds nothing. The rooster is going crazy scratching and pecking because he’s never had anybody stick their finger up his butt before. Not knowing what else to do Shadow throws the rooster down on the ground and walks out of the chicken house very disappointed.
”If I find out that you Roberts had anything, anything at all to do with this dam rooster not giving me any eggs I’ll kick your butt!”
Determined to have eggs for his breakfast and knowing that eggs come from chickens Shadow turns around and goes back into the chicken house. He grabs the rooster for the second time and the rooster is still a little up-set from the first go around so the rooster starts clawing at Shadows arms and face leaving deep cuts all over him. Blood starts pouring out of some of the cuts and the sight of this justs sets Shadow off! He grabs the roosters head and pulls it off and throws it over in the corner. Now blood is pouring out of the roosters neck where his head used to be and Shadow raises the bird up and starts drinking the blood as fast as it’s coming out. Blood is all over his face and shirt but he’s enjoying the taste of the blood so he grabs another chicken and rips its head off and starts drinking its blood! He does this to five or six more chickens before he’s had enough and again walks out of the chicken house.
”I know you put some find of devil worshipping curse on these on these here chickens so they wouldn’t give me any eggs and when I get you in the ring you sorry dog, I’m going to make you pay for what you did!”
Leaving the dead chickens behind he walks out the gate and heads back home all covered with blood. No one see’s him and he reaches the back yard of the old ladies house and stops and looks right at the house. His mind is racing as he wonders if he should go inside and have another go at the old woman or if he should call the chicken blood good enough for this morning. He stands there for along time trying to figure out what to do next and we leave him as he starts walking towards the back door of the old ladies house.