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Post by Jordan Caliban on Nov 13, 2013 9:24:39 GMT -5
Recovering on the outside Jordy jumps up on the apron and springboards back into the ring landing on Shadows shoulders and driving him back and down head first with a reverse ranna. He lays both men in the ring down beside each other and then places a chair on their faces, Jordy goes back outside springboards back in again this time delivering a hard double foot stomp to the chair smashing it down into Hardkore and DS's face Pin! 1...2...3... As soon as the hand comes down a final time Jordy is back up and setting a chair up on the run delivering a Sabu style triple jump into a shooting star press to borderland on the outside. He stands up grabs his belt and attempts to leave
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Post by Jonny Hardkore on Nov 13, 2013 9:34:30 GMT -5
Jonny grabs Shadow's foot and with a mighty heave upends Dark Shadow, spilling him onto his back. Hopping to his feet Jonny jumps high in the air and lands directly on Shadow's chest with his behind and proceeds to bounce up and down as he smacks Shadow across the face, giving a thumbs up between each blow and counting...
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Post by Dark Shadow on Nov 13, 2013 17:01:37 GMT -5
Dark Shadow grabs Caliban and Hardkore by the back of the heads and head butts them together knocking both of them out! He rolls both of them onto their stomachs and pulls down the back of their trunks. He reaches in the front waist band of his trucks and takes out a pair of heavy duty tweezers! One by one he plucks the hairs from each one of their asses until they both have bare butts that are smooth as a babies butt!
I told all of you, this title is mine!
Shadows stands with one foot on each of their backs and counts 1...2...3...
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Post by Jordan Caliban on Nov 13, 2013 21:01:30 GMT -5
As soon as shadow steps back Jordy goes straight up nose to nose in his face
Your a fucking idiot, 2 things A.
He drives a knee into Shadows crotch
You can't pin someone face down, What the fuck wrestling school taught you
As the final words are said Jordy cracks him over the head with the title belt
And this idiot over here pinned the wrong guy in the first place, this title was mine the whole time
With DS down on one knee he drives the belt into the monsters head and a loud thump can be heard as it makes contact, Jordy then places a turned down thumb on the chest of the big man and just for the hell of it counts the pin
But just in case I'll do it again 1...2...3...
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Post by Dark Shadow on Nov 14, 2013 4:57:59 GMT -5
Shadow stands up with a red mark on his fore-head and stares at Jordan Caliban.
You dare to put your thumb on me?
Just to make sure he got the right one he grabs both of Calibans thumbs and bends them backwards! Caliban goes up on his toes to try and relieve some of the pain.
Don't ever touch me with those damn thumbs again!
Shadow grabs him by the right arm and whips him off the ropes and when he gets close he puts Jordan in a sleeper hold. When Caliban is out Shadow drops him to the mat and reaches again into the waist ban of his trunks and come out with a bottle of red dye. He reaches down and pulls out the front of Jordans trunks and pours the red dye all of the mans family plan.
Just a little something to remember me by, IDOIT!
Shadow nails Caliban with a double eye gouge and rolls him to his back where Shadow stands and puts a massive boot on his chest and begins the count, 1...2...3...
I told you this belt is MINE!
Shadow reaches down and picks up the belt and slings it over his shoulder.
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Post by Jordan Caliban on Nov 15, 2013 3:25:21 GMT -5
Caliban sticks one hand down his pants and grabs his eyes with the other, he looks at the blurry version of his hand and sees the red
Hey dumbass, I'm a ginger, red in the pants isn't a prank for me its a way of life
He gets to his feet swinging his arms for protection while his eyes clear, his vision rights itself and DS is already outside the ring, Caliban goes for a cannon ball suicide dive to the outside trying to hit him in the back DS however steps slightly to the left seemingly avoiding the move as Jordy sails past, however in an act of quick reaction he manages to turn it into an angle cutter on the outside, pin 1...2...3...
Jordy grabs the title and yells at the camera
Lets have a change of scenery shall we?
And he runs out of the arena to the backstage area where he shouts into another camera
Come and find me gents
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Post by Dark Shadow on Nov 15, 2013 5:47:49 GMT -5
Dark Shadow gets to his feet and looks at the retreating Caliban.
What the hell is a Ginger? He wants to take this somewhere else then so be it!
Shadow runs up the aisle in a different direction than the stage and makes his way through the back halls until he gets around behind the stage area. He see's Caliban standing up ahead of his with his title belt draped over his shoulder. Coming up behind Jordan he grabs a folding chair and knocks Caliban out, 1...2...3... He reaches down and grabs the title belt and looks down at the fallen Caliban.
I told you this belt belongs to me! If ginger means you have no dick then that's to bad,I knew there was something wrong with you Irish wrestlers.
Shadow turns to walk away mumbling...
Dickless punk!
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Post by Jonny Hardkore on Nov 15, 2013 21:57:42 GMT -5
As Shadow turns to walk away Jonny Hardkore swings for the fences and lays out Shadow with a devastating blow from a Barry Manilow record. Putting his foot on shadow's chest Jonny flexes and grins while giving a big double thumbs up.
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Post by Dark Shadow on Nov 16, 2013 7:47:03 GMT -5
Shadow gets to his feet with a couple of pieces of the broken record in his hand. He looks across the ring at Hardkore standing in the corner and he grinds the pieces of record into very small dust like particals.
Barry Manilow, are you kidding me? You could have at least used a John Elton record!
Shadow finishes grinding the record and with the dust in his massive hand he starts walking across the ring towards Jonny.
Does the term fairy dust mean anything to you? It will when I get done with youe and by the way, never ever hit me with that damn Manilow's records again!
Shadow gets in the face of Hardkore and with one hand reaches around and grabs him by the hair. He pulls his head back forcing Jonny to open his mouth and as he does Shadow dumps the hand full of record down his throat!
Choke on your damn Barry Manilow, maybe it will help you form a solid turd!
Shadow draws back to hit Hardkore with a massive heart punch but before he could Hardkore drops to his knee's crying!
Please don't hit me Mr. Shadow!
What the hell is that smell? Have you shit yourself again?
I'm sorry Mr. Shadow but I have trouble with bodily function control!
My gosh boy, that smells worse than Caliban's breathe! Now lay down on the mat on your back and make it quick!
Hardkore does what he's told and Shadow steps a long side of him and puts his foot in the middle of Hardkore's chest!
That hurts!
Shadow begins the count 1...2...3..
Shadow steps across Hardkore's head and as he does he releases a burst of methane gas!
Welcome to the world of professional wrestling, PUNK!
Shadow swings the title belt once again over his shoulder and climbs out of the ring.
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Post by Jonny Hardkore on Nov 16, 2013 13:50:04 GMT -5
Jonny looks confused
Who is Calihan and I don't remember saying any of that stuff...nevermind..doesn't matter.
As Shadow climbs from the ring Jonny grabs a nearby steel chair and races towards Shadow with the chair raised over his head. Bringing it down intending to take shadow's head off Jonny misses and the chair hits the ring rope and bounces back smashing into his own face. Falling flat on his back with limbs splayed out in all directions and a groggy look on his face Jonny notices the steel chair laying on his chest and with no clue what he's doing begins to count.
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Post by Dark Shadow on Nov 17, 2013 6:37:56 GMT -5
Shadow looks in the ring and see's Jonny laying there with the chair on his chest!
You can't beat yourself to win the match dumb ass, you have to beat the title holder!
Shadow climbs back into the ring and walks over to the fallen body of Jonny Hardkore. He looks down at the little creme puff and wonders if this guy will ever grow up to be some resemblance of a man. Shadow gets a smile on his face and climbs out of the ring and races up the isle way and out of sight! In a moment he returns and climbs back into the ring with something in his hand! He bends over Jonnies still lifeless body and puts and adult size mans diaper on him.
That's a scented diaper creme puff so if you shit yourself it won't smell so bad!
Shadow stands beside the body of creme puff and puts his foot up on the chair that is still in the middle of creme puffs chest, 1...2...3...
I know I never really lost the title but I wanted to make it official for all you scum suckers!
Shadow climbs out of the ring leaving Jonny laying in the middle of the ring and starts up the ramp towards the stage. He stops at the top of the ramp and turns back towards the ring.
Good night Jonny Hardkore, don't let the bed bugs bite!
Shadow laughs again at the man with the new name, Jonny Creme Puff Hardkore.
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Post by Sedaiv on Nov 17, 2013 11:22:38 GMT -5
Congratulations on Dark Shadow, twice, as well as Jonny Hardkore on winning the 24/7 H4rDk0R3 Championship. Title history will be updated very shortly
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Post by Jonny Hardkore on Nov 17, 2013 15:34:26 GMT -5
As Shadow turns back towards the ring, Jonny Hardkore flattens him...with what else?...a cream puff to the face. With Shadow on the ground, Jonny leans down and delicately places a pinky finger on his forehead.
Now stay down or next time I'll get mean...and use a doughnut.
Jonny commences to giggling as he gives a big thumbs up and makes the count.
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Post by Dark Shadow on Nov 18, 2013 9:03:30 GMT -5
Shadow gets to his feet and wipes the cream from his face and sticks his finger in his mouth!
You worthless little shit! Next time use a filling made with chocolate!
Shadow climbs into the ring and stands face to face with the forceful Jonny Hardkore. He looks down at the little tit turd and reaches in the front of his trunks and pulls out a bottle that looks like a salt shaker!
It appears that you want to play rough, so rough it is!
Shadow reaches his right hand up over Hardkores head and sprinkles and ample amount of pixie dust down over the creme puffs head.
Give that a minute to work and once it starts you'll believe that you're a fairy!
Whilte Shadow waits for the dust to start working he nails Jonny with a massive right fist on top of his head that knocks him out! Shadow reaches down with a feather in his hand and holds Hardkore down for the count of 1...2...3...
I just love it when a plan comes together!
Shadow smile and holds up the title belt that once again is his!
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Post by DJ Styles on Nov 18, 2013 19:54:50 GMT -5
DJ Styles runs up behind Dark Shadow and slams a guitar in his face. With Dark Shadow on the ground, DJ goes for hte cover!
1... 2.... 3!
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Post by Jonny Hardkore on Nov 18, 2013 22:00:19 GMT -5
Flying through the air Jonny Hardkore comes crashing down with a big splash on both DJ Styles and Dark Shadow. Reaching down he grabs DJ's hand and smacks Shadow across the face with it as he counts.
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Post by Dark Shadow on Nov 19, 2013 13:50:54 GMT -5
Throwing both men off of himself Shadow stands up and walks right to Jonny Hardkore. Leaning down slightly to look him in the eyes, Shadow inches his face close to Jonny's and in an even voice says just one word.
Boo.
Petrified Jonny's eyes roll back in his head and he faints dead away. Chuckling to himself Shadow puts his foot on Jonny's chest as he counts 1...2...3
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Post by Jordan Caliban on Nov 19, 2013 22:30:18 GMT -5
Caliban seems to of snuck in through the crowd and is setting up a massive ladder outside the ring behind DS, he climbs it and the crowd goes nuts, Shadow continues to celebrate thinking the crowd are cheering for him
HEY DARTH RIDICULOUS!
Jordy dives from the ladder with a seated senton crashing DS down onto both Hardkore and styles pinning DS and the 2 people below him to the mat , he places the belt on Shadows chest and goes upstairs nailing a massive distance spanning 450 splash driving the belt into Shadow's ribs1... 2... 3..., caliban then quickly attempts to get the fuck outta dodge
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Post by Jonny Hardkore on Nov 19, 2013 23:21:03 GMT -5
Yoo hoo sweetheart.
As Caliban turns Jonny nails him with a double fingered poke to the eyes and then grabs his nose and smacks his own hand downward. Before Caliban can recover Jonny knees him in the crotch and as he sags forward Jonny gently lowers him to the mat.
Now that was a ballsy move.
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Post by Jordan Caliban on Nov 20, 2013 5:01:43 GMT -5
As johnny is getting up off caliban Jordy grabs him by the sides of the face
That was beautiful
He then proceeds to kiss Jonny square on the lips Golddust style causing the newly crowned champ to stumble back, Jordy ignoring the pain in his testicles slides round behind hardkore and rolls him up 1...2...3...
And Jordy collapses to the mat holding his nuts and immediately realizing that may of been the stupidest decision he has made yet he raises his arms begging off to who ever is in the immediate vicinity
GIMME A SECOND GOD DAMN IT, HE KICKED ME IN THE DICK!
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